Overheard at Bergdorf's
In the handbag department, a conversation between sales associates:
Girl #1: He looks like a bald eagle!
Girl #2: Well, he's only nine months old.
In the children's department (where, by the way, I picked up an adorable red jacket), several sales associates were discussing how hot J.Crew's clothing collection is these days. One of them remarks: "Yeah, I always tell people, 'Have you heard of this new designer, jah-cru?'" (It's going to be the new tar-zhay!)